SMITH: The tale of an average man's life plunging into absurdity.
Who exactly is Albert Smith?
Ever looked in the mirror and wondered, there must be more to life than this? Albert had, only to soon discover one Sunday morning stumbling into his kitchen, that it was probably best not knowing.
Sometimes, life is very silly.
An extract of the book can now be read at Amazon - the first six (and a bit) chapters. Not to mention that it is ridiculously cheap.
And you can purchase signed copies, complete with author sketch, here.
Hamsters, blueberry muffins, 1970's photo booths, P'Oo, rolling pins, how life began, Meh, dark speed, Made in Anich, chapless pants, and toasters - sometimes life can be very silly indeed.
10 Things you never knew about the World of Smith but should ...
Who exactly created the Universe?
Coffee and its importance
Bagel or muffin: it actually matters y’know
Why robots have Unions …
… and why they are pointless
What is better than spilling your drink down the front of a Playboy model's white t-shirt?
Made in Anich
Meh – I’d explain, but I can’t be bothered
Many thanks to Wiffle Ball for allowing the use of their name and product throughout this novel.